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YesButLookAtWindows™ is the kind of knee-jerk response you get from preachy Linux zealots and server-room neckbeard types whenever a problem with Linux or open-source software in general is mentioned, usually out of nowhere and generally betrays its utterer’s AnythingButMicrosoft™ mentality.

Sophos Naked Security is a blog about information security in general. It also occasionally pokes fun at the inexplicable phenomenon of people taking selfies unclothed (and keeping the compromising records in equally inexplicable places such as their mobile phones). Overall, it is a fairly decent blog that one does not usually associate with Linux zealotry.

This make Paul Ducklin ...

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Mr. Praline: I wish to complain about this Desktop what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Perspicacious Parakeet … What’s, uh, What’s wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. It’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it.
Owner: No, no, it’s, er… it’s just waiting for next year.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead Desktop when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now. Well, I would be, if X ...

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The revolution is coming any day now… it will bring down the fatcats and make them pay for oppressing the workers. But we’ll still keep using freedom drones to bomb terrorists because they run GNU/Linux and are therefore sacred.

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Terrible news friends. It seems our glorious Microsoft has been inflicted by a putrid freetard infestation that has metastasised at the the highest levels. This is of grave concern. How do we cleanse the pure one of the freetard menace before they become rotten out from the core?

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I predict this guy is the next one to go on a rampage because no girls will fuck him. Stupid beta fagots.

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Spoiler: It’s just like the last generation.

Although this is not good place for discussing forum posts (since there is SoC), I feel I should make an exception this time.

Today’s link typifies Linux advocacy in 2014, and by “link” I don’t just mean the OP – I mean the entire thread. You have a generation of youngsters drawing hazy memory of a time when the only thing mattered to them was Sesame Street, and from there they proceed to present what they remember (rather than what actually happened) as facts. As anyone familiar with Garegin or Kurkosdr ...

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This is the best argument I can think of for the extermination of all beta males.
'“I consider myself a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age,” he said, listing his likes as hiking, exercise, watching sunsets, travel, cars and fashion.’

Any male who chases women but likes fashion and sunsets has a serious sexual orientation crisis which is likely to manifest itself in a drive-bye mass shooting.

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So, it seems the Linux kernel makes some non-userspace APIs available only to modules licensed under the GPL. Let’s leave aside the two-bit bitterness of the Linux devs, aka their attempt to punish developers who dare write modules for Linux that aren’t GPL.

Can you imagine, for a moment. what would happen if Microsoft did the same with Windows, aka made certain non-userspace APIs available only to code licensed under the Microsoft Public License? A thousand basements would scream “anti-competitive” in chorus, and photos of Satya Nadella with devil horns GIMPed on1 would appear on every loon ...

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Most evil stuff I’ve ever read in awhile. Does this guy even have any security qualifications? How can this guy think he knows better then us ultra-intelligent Loonix haters, who have the mental capacity to understand the OBJECTIVE FACT that Windows is the best thing ever? Wow. Infuriating stuff.