Mr. Praline: I wish to complain about this Desktop what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Perspicacious Parakeet … What’s, uh, What’s wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. It’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it.
Owner: No, no, it’s, er… it’s just waiting for next year.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead Desktop when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now. Well, I would be, if X ...