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MolecuRadiBloopicator™

Jun 20, 2011 7:50 PM
By JoeMonco
7 comments

a.k.a “stuff that you pull out of thin air”.

Taken from this video clip, the MolecuRadiBloopicater™ guarantees that all absences of substantial facts can be neatly paved over with no more than your colorful imagination. Want to quickly impress someone on the subject of VPN and Terminal Service? MolecuRadiBloopicator™. Can’t be bothered looking up about Windows Registry? MolecuRadiBloopicator™. Don’t know anything about 3D rendering?

Well, you know what to do.

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#1 Posted by administrator on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 AM

CALCULUS!

#2 Posted by DrLoser on Jun 21, 2011 6:32 AM

And ARM chips, with the GPU emulated…

#3 Posted by administrator on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM

Ideal for wireframe rendering.

#4 Posted by administrator on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM

and 3D modelling, which is mostly wireframes. Obviously.

#5 Posted by DrLoser on Jun 22, 2011 5:00 AM

Well, “texture” is basically your text, rearranged. Linux handles text superbly. How hard can three extra letters be?

#6 Posted by ReverseControllerSE on Jun 24, 2011 4:12 PM

Was thinking about this… could “texture” actually be rapture, but for text?

Could Linux actually be providing ascendance for text – imagine, if you will, letters flying upwards on your screen and squishing against the top edge…

(Reminds me of a certain computer virus. Surprise?)

#7 Posted by DrLoser on Jun 26, 2011 4:54 PM

To quote the actually great, as opposed to nominally great, acronym MLK Jr:

“Free, free, free at last!”

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